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Wednesday December 31, 1969

Difference between boys and girls

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    Difference between boys and girls

when getting cash from an ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2. Insert card

3. Dial code and desired amount

4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank

2. Engine stalled

3. Check make-up in the mirror

4. Apply perfume

5. Manually check haircut

6. Park the car - failure

7. Park the car - failure

8. Park the car - Success

9. Search for the card in the handbag

10. Insert card, rejected by the machine

11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,

12. Look for bank card

13. Insert Card

14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in Handbag

15. Enter code

16. Study instructions for 2 minutes

17. #Cancel#

18. Re-enter code

19. #Cancel#

20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code

21. Enter desired amount

22. #Error#

23. Enter bigger amount

24. #Error#

25. Enter maximum amount

26. Cross fingers

27. Take cash

28. Go back to the car

29. Check make up in rear mirror

30. Look for keys in handbag

31. Start car

32. Drive 50 meters

33. STOP

34. Drive back to bank machine

35. Go out of the car

36. Take card and ticket back from machine

37. Go back to the car

38. Throw card on passenger seat

39. Throw slip on the floor

40. Check make up in rear mirror

41. Manually check haircut

42. Go into roundabout - wrong way

43. BRAKE!!

44. Go into roundabout - right way

45. Drive 5 kilometers

46. Remove hand brake

Discovery made by an International committee after a long analysis